Under the sink Features

As you can see the heading is self explainatory, this will be a growing list of ways to spot a scab. We will be excepting anyones input on how to spot a scab, Your suggestions will be added to our list with credit, but you must realise that your name will be changed to protect the innocent, but you will know who you are. We will be indicating when the list has been updated on our main page.

Shaggy clothing with no attempt to cover up dribble stains. Electro-Bob

Annoying, naked children running in the street with no capable parenting around. Electro-Bob

Obesity to the state of your hips preventing you from passing through turnstiles. Reality Check

Pamphlet picking: the art of handing out pamphlets and then stealing them back to re-use them on another house. Electro-Bob

Recylcing bath water to save money. Reality Check

You hear this quote: "We don't need presents, we've got each other." Reality Check

All eight children use the same toothbrush. Reality Check

Fat balding woman. Electro-Bob

This so-called scab works for food. Electro-Bob

You hear this quote: "Please Sir, I want some more!" Reality Check

You hear this quote: "Sorry you can't come in, Mums doing Aerobics." Reality Check

You hear this quote: "Can't come out, shining me school shoes." Reality Check

You hear this quote: "Share the wealth I always say" Electro-Bob

You hear this quote: "I`m getting a computer for christmas with encyclopedia and internet.

question: " Are you getting a modem?"

reply heard: "No, just the internet" Reality Check/Electro-Bob

They listen to Rap music. Reality Check

They swear Sega is the best games company around. Reality Check