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Hello dear friends, fellow anti-scabs and just plain surfers, and welcome to our Anti-Scab page called as seen above "The House of the Scabs". This page has been established by the so-called ALSS splinter faction, a underground rally group against scabism which I`m sure you're all for! Anyway this page will help you in many different ways, how to protect yourself from Scab attacks, Scab plagues, and just plan scabbiness. 101 ways to spot a scab will be a continuing forum which we will except your emails to add to the growing list, and will always be in the features column.

News from the Toilet will contain several articles and eye-witness accounts of people caught in the act of scabism, and just plain scabbiness. This column will be updated weekly, unless the scab of all scab things happen, in which case it will be updated on the spot!

Bedroom Gallery is not what you think, but a extensive picture gallery of the most utterly scabby things that have been found in this solar-system (excluding Pluto).

Under the Sink Features will include the 101 ways to spot a scab, and other features that our ALSS splinter faction members and reporters have found to be interesting and beneficial to your health.

Armchair Rumors is a report updated weekly of the rising of Suspected Scabs, what they did, why this is wrong, what punishment they received, and what you can do to prevent it happening to you!

* The ALSS Splinter Faction is a branch off the original group called the ALSSS (Anti-Larnach Scab Syndrome Society). The ALSSS was founded by a two noble men, Steev and Tom-e, who were beginning to notice the increase of scabism in today's society, and weren't going to take any more of this shit. So they formed a group, and from this group spawned a large quantity of scab haters who joined up in order to give scabs a run for their money, if any of course. The ALSSS member list is always on a steady increase and in order to keep this happening, we need your help. If we, The ALSS Splinter Faction, think that someone has done extensive work for us will receive a membership into our exclusive club. It is a never-ending battle against scabism, so we need your help, you can help us with your input of any scabby activity in your local neighborhood, any where in the world. It is your duty as a law abiding non-scab.